Posted by: larry | August 28, 2008

Am I a Monkey’s Uncle?

While I may eat bananas, and have monkey characteristics, please have a heart and don’t answer the monkey question in the title…

In case you haven’t noticed, our daily television programs (especially those dealing in so-called scientific subjects) are working long and hard at cramming their atheistic beliefs down our throats.  Try watching Nova, or just about any program dealing with Astronomy, or any other subjects labeled science, and you will soon learn that we are on planet Earth by accident…the result of evolution and monkey business.

Years ago a family I know (of another religious flavor) threw their TV out the door, refusing to allow themselves, and their children to be influenced by the constant barrage of Christian bashing rampant in the television industry.  I thought they were a little overboard at the time, but have since realized they may have been right on target.

Perhaps it’s possible to monitor our TV viewing habits by carefully reviewing the programming, and mustering the courage to switch channels if, and when, the program becomes offensive.  The real kicker is how close do we monitor our children when they’re in another room, or watching TV with the neighbor’s kids?

My Grandson (11-years old) recently spent a couple of weeks with me and stunned (actually flabbergasted would be a better word) me by his knowledge of the way cartoon programming puts religion down, and denies the existence of God.  The television industry is a welcome guest in most of our homes, even when we know they have designs to denigrate God we still cuddle up to them, get out the popcorn, and revel in the magic they provide. Have you noticed! I haven’t even mentioned the illicit casual sex, foul language, nakedness (or nearly so,) and other indecent behavior they promote for our enjoyment.

Yes, I have a TV, but I wonder sometimes why…could it be the L A Lakers! maybe, but my real reason for having a HDTV is to gain new perspectives about my little furry, long-tailed, tree-climbing family members.  Thank you Nova for bringing me up to snuff about my ancestry; I was under the delusion I looked somewhat like Adam rather than King Kong.

Now that my ranting is complete, well almost! I’m not advocating that your TV should be hauled to the dump, and your children blindfolded and cotton stuck in their ears,  but perhaps we should be more aware of those in the entertainment world who force-feed tons of false information directly into our unsuspecting noggins.  If they can convince us our ancestry is full of monkeys, what will they try next!

New directive

From now on I will have the courage to hit the “off” button when someone has the audacity to presume my relatives are monkeys, even though I resemble those remarks.  How about you?


Responses

  1. I have it on pretty good authority that we are closely related to primates, I have three grandsons. :)

  2. Not looks but actions are similar. :)

  3. Does it count if one REALLY likes bananas?Banana pudding, fried bananas, bananas flambee, banana pie, banana torte, banana coated with chocolate….is that too much banana-lovin’
    Lots of people think I’m a wacked-out primate….(ooooo…see the cute monkey???)

  4. I never believe that we used to be monkeys, but I’m sure that many of us behave more like monkeys than human. Thank you for this entry:)

  5. Good for your grandson for enlightening you to the obvious: If it looks like a duck, and it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck———you’ve got it now!

  6. Laymond…

    I remember a few of your earlier photos you posted a few years ago displayed some apish characteristics, but your newer photos hide these traits a little better… :)

  7. carolyn…

    Humans should only eat bananas and hang by their tail behind closed doors, otherwise the evolutionists will take notice and draw some more amazing conclusions.

  8. kiyanti2008…

    Thanks for dropping by and leaving a comment. Checked out your website; neat place to spend some time.

    Scientists occasionally dig up someone with some ape characteristics and point this out as an intermediary link between ape and man, but most of us have seen 100% live humans that would fit their theory just as well.

    I plan on acting like a human today, can’t speak for Laymond though!

  9. Ruth…

    Kids do have a great way of grasping the obvious at times. It just amazed me that all the Christian bashing had filtered its way into the cartoon world.

    You just watch cartoons all the time and know all that stuff :)

  10. “We are the product of an evolutionary cycle. We once were amoebas. Then a paramecium, then a tadpole, then a fish, then a marsupial, then a monkey, then an ape—and finally you.”

    Or, is it this way:

    “Once I was a tadpole beginning to begin, crawling around with my tail tucked in. Then I was a monkey hanging from a tree,
    And now I’m a professor with a PHd”

    (both quotes, though not exact, are from Dr. W.A. Criswell’s sermons)

    You have a great blog.

    His peace,
    Royce

  11. Royce…

    Appreciate your comments!

    How so many people buy into the monkey-to-man thing is incredible . Even professors with degrees think their relatives were apes…makes one wonder about anything they say!

    In some countries 70-80% of the people believe in evolution; thankfully much less in the US.

    Thanks for dropping by.


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